December 2011
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I’ve never met a superhero named Wild Tiger, but I did meet Furio Tigre, if that counts as anything.
Now that you mention it, though, I vaguely recall a television show back in 2011 that had one such character…
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Absolutely not.
I would have better appreciated it if you offered to bring me to a spa.
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A blue hedgehog who wants his hair back?
That’s a weird one. Are you sure you’re not trying to pull a fast one on me?
And I’ll have you know I’ve never stolen hair - more so a hedgehog’s.
But if he’s asking me to find his hair, I’m afraid I can’t help him much. I don’t have the resources necessary to track down a hair thief. He’s...
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…
(I won—)
On second thought… No, I’d rather not…
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I’m glad you find enjoyment in comics that portray me as a heap of ashes.
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It’s definitely the case where I was forced to defend Matt Engarde.
Maya was kidnapped by a cunning assassin, and I couldn’t do anything to save her. It was the worst and the scariest three days of my life.
Sure, the lives of the people I defend are in my hands, but that particular case was different. Maya’s life was literally in my hands, and if I didn’t get a...
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Wow, that’s a lot of rides.
But I don’t see why I should go with you when I don’t know you or where we’re going. At least tell me that much before taking me for a ride!
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I guess you could put it that way.
It gets a little repetitive, and it’s a little tiring to repeat the same thing over and over again. Overall, though, I don’t really mind. Most of the questions I receive are varied in nature.
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Of course.
Law school will drastically change your sleeping habits. Sometimes I had to go for two days without sleep just to finish my requirements.
Now that I’m on the job, the sleepless nights don’t end. I have to get ready for my cases and sometimes that means studying stacks of reports and hours of research.
It pays off… eventually.
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But they’re free…
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I actually felt fine with it. I guess I’ve grown so used to her calling me names all the time.
And it’s not the worst thing she’s called me, that’s for sure.
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Yes, I am Phoenix Wright, and Mia Fey was my mentor.
Excuse me, but may I ask…
What would a “special investigator” want with someone who has been dead for three years?
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Wow, uh, how nice of you!
But you shouldn’t have bothered since we watch the ball drop on TV every year.
Anyway, I’m not really sure if I should accept plane tickets from a total stranger… But the offer’s too good to pass up! So expect us at the JFK International Airport on the morning of December 31. Eheh heh…
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I’m afraid it’s just going to be another day for me. Maybe I’ll spend it reminiscing but, other than that, it’s just another Wednesday.
But for Edgeworth, who was deeply involved with that case, I’m sure it will be different. I can’t even begin to imagine the pain he must feel whenever December 28 rolls around…
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Well, if you’re really sorry, then I guess we’re fine. You can call me Phoenix or Mr. Wright - whatever floats your boat, as long as it’s not “Mr. Spiky Hair” or some other dumb nickname.
I’m not really picky when it comes to food, but I’m partial to chicken sandwiches and apples.
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Like I said here, my parents got me a couple of law books and some office supplies. They’re practical people, hence the gifts.
Maya got me some new leather shoes. Iris sent me a couple of handkerchiefs. Franziska was kind enough to give me a new tie. Larry, well… He gave me a pat on the back…
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(Faraday… Faraday… I think I’ve heard that name before…)
Hello, Kay. My name is Phoenix Wright, and I’m a defense attorney.
I’m not sure I’ve met your father before, but I think I’ve heard his name somewhere.
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Of course.
I already taught someone else, so you’d do better to read this post.
Good luck with whatever task you need to do that for.
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N-no…
And I hope I won’t see it. Ever.
(Hoo boy… Those heights… Define scary…)
((Wrightmod: Video.))
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Yes, my name is Phoenix Wright.
Nick is a nickname that my friend, Larry, gave me. He’s used it ever since we were kids and I guess it just stuck. I don’t mind being called that. Besides, it’s better than being called ‘Nixxie’.
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And Phoenix Wright is more top tier than Doctor Doom could ever hope to be!
((Wrightmod: Video.))
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I’ve heard about a certain Jennifer Walters a few years back, but I never personally saw her. I first met She-Hulk on that show, “Jen’s Justice,” so we kind of know each other already when the competition rolled in.
Needless to say, it wasn’t a very nice first meeting…
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(A meerkat in a grass skirt, huh?.. Why does that sound familiar?)
Well, if you’re asking to prosecute the poaching ring, I’m afraid you’ve gone to the wrong person. You’re better off asking Miles Edgeworth for help. I think he’ll be able to give you better advice on what to do.
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The New Year, huh?
I was thinking of going to the New Year’s Eve Countdown Bash at the Sunshine Coliseum on December 31. The admission is free and they have an orchestra scheduled to play. But both Maya and Pearls want to go to Gatewater Land for the Fireworks Display…
I’m pretty sure, though, that we’re still going to attend the Rose Parade at Pasadena on January...
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I did, considering the circumstances.
I hope you had a good one too, Detective, and I sincerely wish you had someone to share it with. It’s not much fun eating instant noodles on Christmas Eve alone, is it?
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Well, Christmas is over, so I guess not…
Maybe next year? If you give me transportation fare, that is. Eh heh heh…
But I hope you had a good Christmas, nonetheless.
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Thank you for the greeting.
I hope you had a good one, too.
Maya spent Christmas Eve with Pearl, Iris, and Sister Bikini, and I heard they all had a good time. Maya said she enjoyed the burgers Sister Bikini made for her.
I, on the other hand, wasn’t able to come because I went home to my parents’ place. We had a good one, as well. I gave my dad several action movie DVDs and my...
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Hm. I didn’t think a person like you would celebrate Christmas.
I guess I should return the greeting, so I hope you also had a merry Christmas.
And you’re terribly mistaken if you think dueling is just a game…
It’s a lifestyle.
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They did what!?
Ugh… I was already at a disadvantage before this, seeing that I’m just your average defense attorney who got thrown into this weird competition, and now they made me even more vulnerable!? I feel sick…
And Wesker’s after me? What did I ever do to him!?
(I think I really need to write my last will and testament now…)
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Honestly, I’ve had a lot of awkward moments in the 26 years of my life. It’s kind of hard to pick one, you know…
And, ye-yeah… I wonder about that a lot. It’s like my whole life is a reality show on TV!
(I should be more careful whenever I take a shower…)
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I think it was a great invention back in 2011.
Even a “dork” like me could tell that much. I heard a lot of my classmates raving about it.
It’s pretty much phased out now, though, considering that the 10th generation Nintendo DS just came out a few months ago.
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I have no intention of letting her…
…Especially now that I’m sure that I’m not adopted.
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Thank you for your greetings!
I wish you all a merry Christmas too. I hope you enjoyed the day with your friends and family.
- Phoenix Wright
Thank you! I wish you a merry Christmas also!
(I don’t know if you want to be seen, m’dear, so I blacked out your name and picture.)
And, guys, this is weird but I just received four pairs of socks. It must be coincidence. Does that mean...
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Hoo boy…
I didn’t know that either. Thanks for letting me know.
((Wrightmod: Video.))
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Well, okay. So, apparently, you guys think I don’t take a bath… But I do! And everyday, at that! Why should there be a record of me taking a bath anyway? That would be an invasion of privacy!
Actually, I have other suits in my closet, but I just prefer to wear this ensemble more often. For one, it’s newer and sharper than the others. I also think it gets my point across...
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Can’t say I have.
Not even the most hurting insults back in elementary could urge me to change my hairstyle. This ‘do is cool and slick - if I may so myself - back then and it still is now!
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Oh, um, that’s a really nice cookie you baked there! I’m, ah, flattered that you shaped it into my likeness. That’s really nice!
(I can only hope this isn’t ritual cannibalism or something like that…)
Happy holidays to you also! I hope you enjoy this time of the year with your friends and family!
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But, seriously… Happy holidays, dear followers and fellow mods!
Also, I’d like to share to all of you my favorite Christmas song. Enjoy!
- Wrightmod
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Hm… I wonder…
I’m not sure if what I felt back when I was in college with Dollie or, should I say, Iris could be labeled as romantic, but it was certainly… special.
If it means anything, I’ve never felt that way towards anyone since then.
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No, you may not.
I would never let anyone touch my hair, especially not to a person who chooses to remain anonymous.
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(Dagnabit. If it isn’t obvious by now…)
No, I am not and I never will be.
God forbid that scenario from ever happening.
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Well…
If you equate sexy with frilly and effeminate-looking, sure. I’ve got absolutely no arguments there.
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Yes, I do.
I miss the Chief a lot. There’s never a day that passes by that I don’t think of what might have been if that hadn’t happened…
She was one of the most amazing women I’ve ever met, and it’s a great loss to the world of law when she passed away three years ago. She was a great mentor and friend. I’ll never forget how much she helped me all...
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Um… Okay..?
(Is it just me, or are these messages getting weirder by the day?)
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When it comes to anything that’s related to my hair, I only trust myself. I would never let anyone touch it, not even my wife (when the time comes that I finally get married). It’s too sacred, for lack of a better word.
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I’ve answered this question before.
I use Spikier than Thou hair glue when the weather is too humid for my hair to remain naturally spiky. It’s relatively cheaper than the other brands and it also does the job well. If you find yourself in need of hair gel, I suggest you use that.
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No, I don’t.
And, frankly, I don’t care.
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Wait. What?
Um… I hope not..?